Still Puzzled...

I took advantage of having no Friday class and fall break to sub teach at home a couple days. You know what that means! From within the hallowed halls of Warsaw High, another edition of sophomoric teen humor:


Me: Where did you find this note*?
Boy: In the trash.
Me: You were digging in the trash?
Boy: Yeah. I'm black. Black people dig in the trash.
[*note's contents at end of post... includes a couple zingers].


[I shut door as bell rings for class to start...]
Boy: Question...
Me: Yes?
Boy: Do you care if we cuss?


Boy: Church is boring. It makes me sleepy.
Girl: Don't you go to the Catholic church?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: I'm Catholic too. How can you fall asleep? It's sitting and standing, sitting and standing the whole time.


Boy1: What's yo' name, boy?
Boy2: LeVar Burton, suh.


Me: So, I take it that it's Orange and Black Day for homecoming.
Girl: Yes, and I'm wearing black. Who else is wearing black?
Boy: I'm wearing black. I always wear black. Because I'm gothic.


Me: You guys back there are talking about the Boston Massacre, right?
Boy: Forget that! Give me the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


The Aforementioned Note:

Kelly,
Hey! What's up? We have a sub and this girl in our class is hitting on him. It's pretty disgusting 'cause this girl used to be a football player. Anyway, for Friday night my sister's working so she can't come to spy club. You're bringing Jordan? Good. I'll bring Jenn. But nobody's going in the Camero [sic]. We're keeping this rated PG like you did with Lauryn. Oh wait.

Landon is being such a deusch [sic]. He kept telling Jenn & me such crap. Don't let her come to sectionals. No one wants him there. You can bring Jordan. I think I'm having a war w/ this. Me & him are trying to make each other jealous which is insane. Well, I guess I'll see you in a little while... later.

Unsigned.
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Ohh, kids. Somewhere in all this hullabaloo, I'm developing more and more of a passion for being in the classroom [as in, being a teacher]. Guess I'll have to figure out what exactly to do with that in the next couple months.